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- People Have Officially Lost Their Minds Over A Bunch Of Rocks
- What You Need to Know About Getting Botox in Shanghai
- To No One’s Surprise, Gu Kailai Given Suspended Death Sentence
- Shanghai's Tastiest Seafood Congee
- ‘Raw Video: Panda Births Twins’: AP
- Miss China wins Miss World pageant... in China
- Realtors In Beijing Stage Massive, Possibly Turf-Related Brawl
- Photo of the Day: Flying together
- Nationalism aglow
- The Situation Is Excellent: The Week That Was At Beijing Cream
- What US Candidates Need to Know About China
- Follow Shanghaiist Food & Drink on Facebook and Twitter!
- Watch: Panda gives birth to twin cubs
- Foreigner Allegedly Slaps And Spits On Local Woman In Henan, Nearly Starts Riot
- Yu Wenxia, From China, Is Your New Miss World
- Chinese Nationalism – The Root of Hong Kong’s Pain
- Quiet On The Set, Please: Chinese TV Show Visits Rock Climbing
| People Have Officially Lost Their Minds Over A Bunch Of Rocks Posted: 19 Aug 2012 08:54 PM PDT Save the lecture about historical context. We're talking about rocks. Uninhabited rocks. If indeed there's black gold inside the set of rocks known as the Diaoyu Islands, governments should mine 'em together and split the profit, as was proposed once upon a time ago. But nooo, that would be too elementary a solution. We have to act like children, because we are, in the grand scheme of things. Children whose children behave like — shock! — children, flipping over police cars and boycotting products. You reap what you sow. The government here — and, in the interest of fairness, the right wing of the Japanese government, which incited the latest round of street protest in China by sending 150 lawmakers etc. toward Diaoyu/Senkaku, then watching 10 activists land on them — has sowed nationalism, and reaps this shit:
The excellent South Sea Conversations adds about the dangers of nationalism:
The "true believers" are manageable when they're slinging virtual rocks on the Internet, but once cars get overturned — police cars – then shit has gotten real. Look: So, good luck, governments. Keep on fiddling with the people's emotions and watch as your self-interests are cut from under your feet. Yay nationalistic fervor and all that garbage. Mobs are always great until they stop listening — the biggest fools are those who believe they ever listened in the first place. |
| What You Need to Know About Getting Botox in Shanghai Posted: 19 Aug 2012 08:15 PM PDT Date: Aug 20th 2012 11:08a.m. Contributed by: sfriedman Want to get Botox in Shanghai. Make sure you read this first, before you freeze your face! |
| To No One’s Surprise, Gu Kailai Given Suspended Death Sentence Posted: 19 Aug 2012 08:13 PM PDT In the most non-suspenseful verdict ever, a court in Hefei, Anhui province (read: the Party) has officially sentenced Gu Kailai to "death with a two-year reprieve" for murdering Neil Heywood, as expected. What this means is that Gu will not be put to death, assuming she doesn't commit another crime in the next two years. And then it's off to a plush retirement home — sorry, prison – and no one will remember any of this. With all due respect to Heywood's family and associates, if you're related to a high-level Chinese official here and want to kill someone, make sure the would-be victim is insignificant, has few connections with other Chinese bosses, and, oh yeah, it helps if you have friends within the CCP. Gu Kailai obviously does. She'll be just fine — though we hear cancer is less forgiving than the Party.
As for what this means for Bo Xilai, that is the real mystery. Will he face criminal charges? Could he possibly? We're about to find out whether he has stronger friends or enemies. Stay tuned. |
| Shanghai's Tastiest Seafood Congee Posted: 19 Aug 2012 07:43 PM PDT Date: Aug 20th 2012 10:38a.m. Contributed by: mengsta eafood shaguo zhou (砂锅粥, clay pot congee) has been a popular late night supper choice since it was first invented in the Chaozhou and Shantou. |
| ‘Raw Video: Panda Births Twins’: AP Posted: 19 Aug 2012 05:26 PM PDT I have been pouring over economic, political, even cultural issues (Miss World 2012) for what to write about today. And, for the life of my, I can't stop thinking about this video from AP about the birth of panda twins. I am not an Animal Planet fan, but I am a sucker for pandas (and bulldogs). I had never watched a panda giving birth before, and I found this, well, riveting. After viewing this video, I went back on YouTube for more like it–trust me, if you've seen one panda giving birth you've seen them all. But, you should see it at least once. Here you go: One unkind viewer commented: 'looks like she gave birth to a baby rat LOL.' Harsh. Very harsh. |
| Miss China wins Miss World pageant... in China Posted: 19 Aug 2012 03:48 PM PDT |
| Realtors In Beijing Stage Massive, Possibly Turf-Related Brawl Posted: 19 Aug 2012 04:00 PM PDT We don't know what caused employees of two realtor companies in Beijing to stage this public brawl, with white-shirted men on one side and light-blue-shirted men on the other (except the white-shirted one attacking his own, which just confuses everything), but we do think all participants of group fights should different colored outfits, or uniforms. Just a modest proposal for anyone else out there planning a get-together at fight o'clock. Youku video for those in China after the jump. |
| Photo of the Day: Flying together Posted: 19 Aug 2012 01:28 PM PDT |
| Posted: 19 Aug 2012 01:02 PM PDT The embers of anti-Japanese sentiment are always smoldering in China. It doesn't take much by way of political oxygen to bring them forth in full flame. Thousands of Chinese took to the streets on Sunday across several cities to protest … Continue reading → |
| The Situation Is Excellent: The Week That Was At Beijing Cream Posted: 19 Aug 2012 08:59 AM PDT August 13 – August 19 RFH's piece on Chris Devonshire-Ellis is this site's most-commented so far. Go read it if you haven't yet, but please keep the comments civil. Zhou Kehua, who we liken to American gangster John Dillinger, was shot dead on Tuesday morning after a citywide manhunt in Chongqing. "My family runs the Public Security Bureau" may well be the new "My Dad is Li Gang," after the son of the deputy political commissar of the Jiangsu Province Public Security Bureau was caught on camera knifing a woman. The Olympics are over — here's our selection of the Top 10 China-related moments and storylines from the London Games. A foreigner allegedly slapped and spat on a woman in a traffic dispute in Henan recently, nearly inciting a riot. And what are Chinese orgies actually like? We asked someone who's attended one. A haunting suicide was caught on tape as a 20-something-year-old man jumped from a building, ignoring his girlfriend's pleas. A vengeful eagle has persistently, amusingly terrorizing two men who kidnapped and ate her child. Another hostage-taker with a knife was shot down. A woman with only one smile was crowned Miss World on Saturday, and she's Chinese. Xinhua announced the date of the 10th annual Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival. This "four-year-old" Asian on the piano is amazing and incredible. Here are highlights of WWE Smackdown's house show in Shanghai, a dog caused a three-car accident (with fire), and firefighters got called in to dislodge a kid's head from a concrete balustrade. Finally: Pyongyang Style remains the best Gangnam Style parody yet. Comment of the Week: E, on the Devonshire-Ellis post:
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| What US Candidates Need to Know About China Posted: 19 Aug 2012 08:39 AM PDT This weekend, I was quoted in The Weekly Standard about what Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan need to know about what is happening in China. It begins by noting that Paul Ryan, Romney's surprise VP pick, came out swinging the other day on President Obama's handling of China:
Soon after the Ryan pick was announced, I had an email exchange with my old boss Bill Kristol, editor of the Weekly Standard and one of the most prominent voices to urge Ryan's selection. In it, I outlined a few key points that are likely to shape the discussion about China in the months ahead and in the next president's first year in office:
My advice is not really partisan in nature. The points I outline are equally relevant for any other candidate, Republican or Democrat, to take into account. Nor are they meant to inflame China-bashing rhetoric. In fact, they reveal that fears of an unstoppable Chinese juggernaut are misplaced or outdated. What we really should be worried about is a China that is stumbling badly and doesn't know what to do next. There's an interesting personal history here as well. Back when I worked for Bill Kristol in the early '90s, Paul Ryan — who is my age and, like me, was fresh out of college — was my counterpart working for Bill Bennett and Jack Kemp at Empower America. We were colleagues, and I always thought he had a bright future ahead of him. At the time, it occurred to me that there were really two issues that would define America's future in the 21st Century, which were worth devoting oneself to. The first was entitlements. The second was China. The former poses the greatest internal challenge to America's potential and its place in the world, the rise of the latter poses — for better and for worse — the greatest external challenge. Paul's mastery of the entitlements debate has taken him far. My path led me to China — "far" in a more literal sense. It certainly is interesting, where life's paths lead. Apologies to readers who have been waiting patiently for the next installment(s) of my in-depth analysis of China's summer real estate "rebound." I have been busy writing several articles for publication and — I admit it — enjoying summer with my family. It is coming, and (I hope) will be worth the wait. |
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| Watch: Panda gives birth to twin cubs Posted: 19 Aug 2012 04:35 AM PDT A double bundle of joy for six-year-old panda Sixue at the Wolong Giant Panda Wild Breeding Centre as she gives birth to twins, one male and one female. [ more › ] |
| Foreigner Allegedly Slaps And Spits On Local Woman In Henan, Nearly Starts Riot Posted: 19 Aug 2012 04:07 AM PDT A foreigner nearly incited a riot in Zhengzhou, capital of Henan province on Friday evening after he got into a physical confrontation with a Chinese woman on the road. The foreigner, riding a BYD, apparently thought the female had hit his car with her electric bike, so he got out and slapped her twice across the face, according to an eyewitness interviewed in the video (subtitles are mine, along with any errors), and then spat in her face. A very angry mob surrounded the vehicle for hours, puncturing its tires. Finally, with crowd emotions still high, stoked by nationalism, a squadron of cops smuggled the foreigner into a police vehicle and drove away. Before we go any further, let us warn against slinging accusations that only serve to reveal your personal prejudices. Whenever these foreigner-Chinese confrontations arise — and they do more often than we'd like — there's a tendency to rush to conclusions, leading to gross generalizations, misguided anger, and paranoia. It's obvious and goes without saying that slapping and spitting on someone is an act worthy of condemnation across cultures, but so too is mob violence. Regarding the Friday incident in Zhengzhou, we can only agree that hardly anyone comes out looking very good. The story continues. With the alleged assailant trapped inside his car, someone outside shouts, "When you're hitting a person you play hero, afterwards you play the coward." Another man, on his bike, says into the camera, "He sits inside strangely nice and cool, comes to China to hit Chinese people. Too crazy." The most angry comment that's subtitled: "Come out, fuck him, handcuff him to a tree." One man sees a Walmart card poking out of the foreigner's breast pocket, and wonders, "Walmart is American, right?" (It appears that there's another passenger next to the foreigner, but we're never told who he is.) For whatever reason, people want to know his nationality. "I just want to ask what country he's from," one man angrily demands. "So fierce!" Relatively high-level officials — or at least those with the authority to make important decisions — get called in to settle the stalemate. One of them decides that the foreigner needs to be hauled away (arrested), which would "be like a victory for us," by which he means the laobaixing, commoners who were demanding street justice. After the foreigner is hauled away, the mob turns its attention to the BYD, with someone imploring, "Smash his car!" If there is anyone who comes away from this incident looking all right, it's the official who, in the center of a still-incensed pack, tells the people, "Listen to me. This situation, I'm taking back, I'll handle it properly. If I don't handle it properly, I'll resign. I'll make my position known to everyone. Don't worry!" The people actually cheer him and appear to disperse soon after. As always, we'll keep you updated with details as they become available. (H/T Alicia) |
| Yu Wenxia, From China, Is Your New Miss World Posted: 19 Aug 2012 01:25 AM PDT If you're wondering why the new Miss World's smile looks so robotic, you might find the answer in this Forbes article about cosmetics mogul Yue-sai Kan, who is the national director for Miss Universe China. Granting that Miss World and Miss Universe are different, it's still telling that Kan operates a "boot camp" that winnows out women until a select few candidates — the world beauty pageant ideal — remain. And what of their traits? Tall and able to smile, as far as I can tell. Not a total disaster on stage. Not ugly. Everything else — the softball questions about platonic ideals, the two-handed wave, the strut — can be taught. Yu Wenxia, 23, five-foot-eight (177 centimeters), won the Miss World beauty pageant yesterday in Ordos, Inner Mongolia, in an event marred by the city's ham-handed attempts to restrict journalists from investigating the city. (You'll not hear about that in any official media reports, of course.) I didn't watch the show, but this quote from Yu, which appears in several places, about sums up the experience, I think:
That is, quite simply, about as cliche-ridden and terrible a sentence you'll see anywhere. And here's a snippet of the finale: But you know what? Good for her. Let us set aside the fact that beauty pageants are relics of another time, with objectives that ring as hollow as a tin pan, and these days serve more as platforms for male schmoozing and corporate smuttiness. (Has it occurred to anyone to wonder why this "global" event is held in an Inner Mongolia mining town that has mountains of money and glitz but little else? Wait, actually that sounds like the perfect home for the Miss World pageant.) Congratulations to Yu Wenxia, only the second Chinese woman to win the Miss World crown. If you're wondering what Yu Wenxia looks like when she's not smiling, here: Finally, something I found interesting: Yu's official introductory video on the Miss World page has been viewed nearly 100,000 times, and it's gotten 670 dislikes to only 123 likes: The Youku version of the show's snippet (longer form) is here: An extended intro, for those who can stream Youku: |
| Chinese Nationalism – The Root of Hong Kong’s Pain Posted: 19 Aug 2012 01:19 AM PDT Netizens critcise that Hong Kong Baodiao (保釣, defending Diaoyu Islands) activists, despite their pro-democratic stance, have hurt Hong Kong. They believe that this Baodiao action is to shift focus away from Hong Kong internal problems, especially when awareness of defending Hong Kong is growing. Hong Kong Baodiao Actitvists: Pro-democratic Pan-Chinese Nationalists No. 2 in the picture is Tsang Kin-shing 曾健成 aka Ah Ngau, which means "ox" in Cantonese and is a common nickname for men from the grassroots. (Facebook) Tsang is a member of the League of Social Democrats 社民連, an aggressive pro-democratic political group. The most prominent member of the party is Long Hair, Leung Kwok-hung. Tsang was mourning the death of dissident Li Wangyang in front of LOCPG in Sai Wan (Source) No. 5 in the picture is Yang Kuang 陽匡 (Facebook. He calls himself "Why Yang".). Yang Kuang was sentenced to jail after leading Guangzhou labour movement in 1989. (Source) Yang, wearing the flag of the Republic of China, stood in front of the flag of the People's Republic of China on Kai Fung No. 2 Yang stood behind a banner "Request to rehabilitate (victims of Tiananmen Massacre)? It would be better to rebel" Meaning of the Flag of the Republic of China Hong Kong used to celebrate the national day of the Republic of China on Oct 10, aka Double Ten Day. No.6 in the picture is Koo Sze-yiu 古思堯. Koo always makes protest props like coffins for Long Hair. (Source) He burned his homemade Chinese flag (*the 5 stars are on the right) in front of LOCPG during the protest for the death of "suicided" dissident Li Wangyang. "Best Mockery"
CY Leung and His Supporter, Liu Mengxiong, Sponsored Hong Kong Bao Diao Activists From 2011/6/11 East Week Magazine,
From 2012.8.26 Yazhou Zhoukan (Weekly),
Liu Mengxiong (red tie) welcomed Koo Sze-yiu (greenish blue shirt) and Tsang Kin-shing (on the right hand of Koo) in the Airport (from Tsang's Facebook) Liu Mengxiong celebrated "the success of landing Diaoyu Islands" with Tsang Kin-shing (left 3) and Long Hair, Leung Kwok-hung (in Che Guevara's shirt). "Hidden Hong Kong Separatism" In an essay titled "Hidden Hong Kong Separatism" by Tianda Institute, it suggests that related departments can unite with Hong Kong opposition parties to battle with Hong Kong right wing.
"…these Baodiao gropus, in this critical period of Hong Kong, are still giving a hand job to China?" From 2012.8.18 Apple Daily's Editorial by Li Yi (Original Link)
Northeast New Territories Development Plan (Concern Goup's Blog – Anti Forced Integration) The green side is Hong Kong and about to be ceded to Shenzhen – in the form of visa-free cities in Hong Kong, signifying the complete end of one country two systems. Chaos from Yesterday "Consultation Forum" for the Plan (*I created a music video to introduce the land about to be ceded. This video is for Hongkonger so I don't add subtitle directly. For English subtitle, please view in Youtube and click "interactive subtitle".) Netizens' comments
****More netizens comments later**** |
| Quiet On The Set, Please: Chinese TV Show Visits Rock Climbing Posted: 18 Aug 2012 10:05 PM PDT The Good Doctor, who wrote about rock climbing last month, apparently isn't the only one who believes rock climbers are "fucking cool." Last week, while climbing at Ritan Park, the crew of a Chinese game show showed up to film at the wall. Contestants climbed in pairs — neon team vs. fuchsia team — and we're told that for the most part they did not do very well. I know I've seen a game show like this before on Chinese TV, but the name escapes me. If you recognize it, please let us know. Youku video for those in China after the jump. |
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