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- Shanghai Weekender: Slowdown
- Meet Jane Wolfer, Shanghai's Iron Woman
- Homies: The New Mr. Pancake House
- [CLOSED] WIN a Chance to Meet and Interview Ndamukong Suh
- How to marry someone from Anhui, a guide for the perplexed
- Hebei gamer burns down café after killing owners because... internet is down
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- China Product Problems. Again.
- China ranked 173rd in Press Freedom Index
- WIN a RMB1,000 Voucher from Toni & Guy
- Watch this Jiangsu man's explosive fishing technique
- Kim Jong-il’s dying wish was for North Korea to build up its nuclear arsenal, apparently
- PSY Lands In Shanghai, Celine Dion Tabbed For CCTV Spring Festival Gala
- Mid-Week Links: Xi Jinping’s leaked speech, Chen Guangcheng says China has “leadership of thieves,” and maybe no fireworks this year?
- Foreigner Goes Streaking In Beijing Airport
- The Didier Drogba Experiment In Shanghai Is Over: Striker Joins Anelka And Joel Griffiths In Skipping Town
- Mainland Toddler Poops In Taiwan Airport, Predictable Uproar Ensues
- Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees
- Trojan virus infects China’s train ticketing website
- China's street protests won't change failing system
Posted: 30 Jan 2013 09:00 PM PST Date: Jan 31st 2013 12:01p.m. Contributed by: katvelayo The best parties in Shanghai to hit this weekend |
Meet Jane Wolfer, Shanghai's Iron Woman Posted: 30 Jan 2013 07:38 PM PST |
Homies: The New Mr. Pancake House Posted: 30 Jan 2013 06:28 PM PST |
[CLOSED] WIN a Chance to Meet and Interview Ndamukong Suh Posted: 27 Jan 2013 11:01 PM PST |
How to marry someone from Anhui, a guide for the perplexed Posted: 30 Jan 2013 08:00 PM PST No, I'm not going to share courtship advice. This article assumes you're ready to take the next step with your Anhuinese partner (the dress, the rings, the whole bit). I hope sharing my experience helps simplify yours. [ more › ] |
Hebei gamer burns down café after killing owners because... internet is down Posted: 30 Jan 2013 07:00 PM PST Nothing can be more irritating than crappy internet connection when it comes to playing online games. Right? But who would have guessed that could turn just another addicted gamer into a frenzied murderer? [ more › ] |
Posted: 30 Jan 2013 07:00 PM PST |
China Product Problems. Again. Posted: 31 Jan 2013 03:38 AM PST I've been deleting old emails today and in doing so I have deleted far too many that relate to China product quality problems. Here's the most recent such email, with all identifiers removed to protect the victim:
My response, which is pretty much pure template these days, was as follows:
Not surprisingly, I did not hear back. |
China ranked 173rd in Press Freedom Index Posted: 30 Jan 2013 06:00 PM PST |
WIN a RMB1,000 Voucher from Toni & Guy Posted: 30 Jan 2013 12:06 AM PST |
Watch this Jiangsu man's explosive fishing technique Posted: 30 Jan 2013 05:00 PM PST This video, shot in Haimen, Jiangsu province, shows a Chinese fisherman with an... innovative technique: chucking homemade explosives into the river and scooping out the dead fish afterwards, Saddam Hussein style. (Apologies for the vertical camera syndrome, but these guys don't seem like the sharpest tools in the shed.) [ more › ] |
Kim Jong-il’s dying wish was for North Korea to build up its nuclear arsenal, apparently Posted: 30 Jan 2013 09:40 AM PST Kim Jong-il, North Korea's second most popular and important leader of all time, left final instructions for his son in the form of 44 orders — probably bullet-pointed, because he's an asshole — that were supposedly delivered on October 8, 2011, two months and nine days before his death. According to Korea JoongAng Daily:
Some fathers, in their will, bequeath to their son a house, a bank account, or a boat. Kim Jong-il passed along a mandate to build warhead-carrying long-range missiles to keep the "peace."
These government orders were allegedly obtained by the South Korean government. Kim expressed his wish for a unified Korea, as every Korean wants, but stressed that "the North should thoroughly be superior to the South in terms of ideology and dominate Seoul's military." The primary goal of the north and south, now as always, remains a unified peninsula. Yet a gulf separates the two sides, and the tragedy continues. Kim Jong-il's final orders: Build more weapons (Korea JoongAng Daily, h/t Gady Epstein) |
PSY Lands In Shanghai, Celine Dion Tabbed For CCTV Spring Festival Gala Posted: 30 Jan 2013 07:44 AM PST Hunan will be spared a visit from Uncle PSY this Spring Festival, as it looks like he'll be galloping on Phoenix TV's Spring Festival crap-a-thon in Shanghai, effectively making the Changsha government look like a bunch of liars. According to gossip queens Xinhua, PSY arrives in Shanghai tonight, where he's scheduled for a performance at Cuvve on The Bund February 1 and will then spend the next five days psyching himself up in the mirror for the big game. Also, he's very down-to-earth for not wanting any fuss or fanfare:
PTV's gushing publicist later spewed, "His fee was less than even when we had Jacky Cheung and Andy Lau for our New Year's concert." PSY told the station how he rolls:
One person I'm pretty certain won't be turning down hotel suites is Celine Dion (see notoriously demanding rider here), who will not only grace the CCTV Spring Festival Gala with the rarely-performed "My Heart Will Go On," but also pair up with PLA songbird Song Zuying, the now "legendary mistress of Jiang Zemin," for a duet on "Jasmine Flower." (Here is Song singing something annoying in 2009.) Titanic will always be afloat in the hearts of the Chinese people, but for someone who had to cancel tour dates last year due to inflamed vocal chords, I wonder how this diva will handle a lungful of Beijing. James writes about music for That's Beijing. |
Posted: 30 Jan 2013 04:00 AM PST
Please note that due to travel, this site may be quiet on Friday. All is normal, just like mid-week links. Xi Jinping behind closed doors. "Future historians wondering exactly when the PRC entered its pre-revolutionary phase may focus on a series of speeches that General Secretary Xi Jinping delivered behind closed doors to the Communist Party elite after being promoted to the top slot in the leadership. It was rumored early on that his tone was not encouraging to anyone hoping for an incremental transition to the rule of law with wider scope for civil society and greater accountability in government. Now Gao Yu has provided a few quotes from one of these speeches in an essay which Yaxue Cao has translated. In these fragments we glimpse a ruling class that not only is prepared to defend its privileges with force but anticipates the need to do so, and views proposals for reform as threats to its grip on power." (AE Clark, Ragged Banner) Chen Guangcheng has some unkind things to say about China. "Blind dissident Chen Guangcheng on Tuesday urged China's people to end the communist-governed nation's 'leadership of thieves' and for Washington not to 'give an inch' on human rights in its relations with Beijing. // Chen made the comments as he received an award from a human rights group in a ceremony attended by several U.S. lawmakers on Capitol Hill. His speech was a stinging rebuke to authorities in China where he had faced years of persecution for his legal activism against forced abortions and for citizens' rights." (AP) "Oh My God, Shut Up About China's Game Console Ban Being Lifted." "Ever since the news broke that an anonymous source thinks China's Ministry of Culture is considering lifting China's decade-long ban on game consoles, the world has gone a little crazy. Somehow, a single, anonymous source about something that might happen has gotten people so excited that Sony and Nintendo both saw their stocks jump and Forbes is talking about how those companies could "make billions" if the ban is lifted. Talk about irrational exuberance." (Charlie Custer, Tech in Asia) Corollary: "'We are reviewing the policy and have conducted some surveys and held discussions with other ministries on the possibility of opening up the game console market,' a source from the Ministry of Culture, who asked not to be named, said. // 'However, since the ban was issued by seven ministries more than a decade ago, we will need approval from all parties to lift it,' the source said." (China Daily) Tibetans not happy about this. "In China, a recently screened TV drama, Tibet's Secret (西藏秘密), caused outrage amongst many Tibetans, critical of the director, Liu Depin, for what they perceive as a distortion of Tibetan culture and religion. Since the drama was broadcast on the state-run China Central Television (CCTV), in early January 2013 via CCTV channel 8 in prime time 7:00pm, the controversy has intensified, and somewhat inevitably, begun to turn political in nature." (Global Voices) Would increase? "A commentary in The Beijing News on Tuesday urged the municipal government to ban or reduce the number of fireworks set off in the capital during next month's Spring Festival if the current heavy smog does not disappear by then. // Beijing has been blanketed by smog four times this month. The discharge of fireworks would increase the city's air pollution level to 'hazardous,' seriously threatening people's health in cases where there is little or no wind to dispel the polluted air." (CRI via Sina) Mostly the cameras are to record traffic accidents so that we can post them on blogs. "China is becoming a surveillance state. In recent years, the government has installed more than 20 million cameras across a country where a decade ago there weren't many. // Today, in Chinese cities, cameras are everywhere: on highways, in public parks, on balconies, in elevators, in taxis, even in the stands at sporting events." (NPR) Self-defense? "More than 400 lawyers and women's rights activists have sent a petition letter to the Supreme People's Court and the Supreme People's Procuratorate calling for the reversal of a death sentence that was handed down to a Sichuan woman who killed her husband after suffering months of domestic violence." (SCMP) That's quite a boast, right there. "More than 50 Chinese people take part in Aussie Rules competitions in Beijing, Shanghai and Southern China." (China Daily) Sky is the Limit (by expats in Beijing) interlude: Finally… "My nephew self-immolated for Tibet." (Tsering Kyi, Washington Post) Xi Jinping's career timeline. (NefariousNarwhal, Reddit) On knock-off cargo jets in China. (Gizmodo) "Time to Abandon the Post-Apocalyptic Unlivable Hellscape that is Beijing?" (Jason Abbott, The Durian) Finally, finally… |
Foreigner Goes Streaking In Beijing Airport Posted: 30 Jan 2013 01:03 AM PST A possibly mentally unstable foreign man took off all his clothes and streaked through Beijing Capital International Airport's Terminal 3 yesterday afternoon, chased after by two shouting policemen. That last detail is provided by Legal Mirror, but the man doesn't appear to be running or chased in the above picture posted to Sina Weibo. Although if a picture exists, it means there has to be a video, right? Eventually the man was corralled and covered up with a blanket. Authorities say he was schizophrenic, so they sent him to the hospital. The man might have come unhinged by an argument on the airport shuttle train, when he refused to let a Chinese passenger sit in an open seat next to him. And with this, we introduce a new tag: streaking. Also, if you're type to follow where curiosity may lead, try a Chinese image search for "Beijing Airport Naked" on Baidu. Wacky results. |
Posted: 29 Jan 2013 11:49 PM PST Didier Drogba rode into China with hopes of changing Chinese football. "I think I have a little bit of experience — I come here to share that experience and some knowledge," he said back in July. Given the chance on a different team, he might have succeeded, and we might be writing a different story. But in Shanghai, under a bullheaded chairman who, at one time, threatened to pull his investment in FC Shenhua, Drogba's time in China has been nothing short of disappointing. And now he's gone. Drogba confirmed on Monday that he's leaving for Turkey, where his new club, Galatasaray, has a spot in the Champions League. Through a PR company, he announced, "I am looking forward to playing in the Champions League again, against the best clubs in Europe." His well-compensated Shanghai running mate, Nicolas Anelka, 33, is set to leave as well. Le Sulk is currently on loan with Juventus, and it's highly unlikely he'll return to Shanghai. Shenhua's third big off-season foreign acquisition, 33-year-old Joel Griffiths (formerly of Beijing Guo'an), left the club in December for Sydney FC. The Griffiths signing didn't have a tenth of the buzz as Anelka's and Drogba's, but as I wrote here in March, "No one expects him to outscore a healthy Anelka over the course of the season, but I for one wouldn't be surprised if he outplayed him." Well, it turns out that in seven fewer appearances, Griffiths did outscore Anelka, five goals to three. Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl that FC Shenhua's crazy chairman, Zhu Jun, may move the team out of the city. Via Shanghaiist:
James Griffiths (no relation to Joel), who keeps a good watch of his city's team, points out that Shenhua would do much better to distribute its largesse to local players. He's right. It takes more than a few big-name foreigners to build a successful team, and for the price of one Anelka or Drogba — who was the highest-paid player in Chinese Super League history at more than $300,000 a week — a squad could buy itself a very solid midfield. And finally, the moment of truth: what difference did Drogba, Anelka, and Griffiths make in their brief season in Shanghai? A one-point improvement from the season before. One. Shenhua finished 8-8-14, ninth place in the 16-team CSL. UPDATE, 1/30, 1:07 am: |
Mainland Toddler Poops In Taiwan Airport, Predictable Uproar Ensues Posted: 29 Jan 2013 10:17 PM PST Ah yes, another moment in Chinese poop history. In a Taiwan airport recently, someone snapped a picture of a toddler defecating onto a newspaper in the middle of the ground, reportedly with a bathroom nearby. Culture, right? What can ya do? The photograph found its way to Facebook and then Taiwan's NOW News, and people are kind of unhappy. SCMP's Amy Li has the story:
We can only say, by way of counterpoint, that at least the kid's mother had the courtesy to lay down a paper for easy disposal. And look at how young he is! You can bet this kid won't be pulling shit like this when he's ten. Outcry at mainland mother who let son defecate at Taiwan airport (SCMP) |
Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees Posted: 29 Jan 2013 09:29 PM PST Maya Moore scored 53 points and grabbed 13 rebounds in Game 1 of the WBCA finals yesterday. Whatever superlatives you want to append to that statement, feel free to do so, but I'll just write this again: 53 points, 13 rebounds. This is where the focus should be: a remarkable individual effort from the world's best female basketball player on Chinese professional basketball's biggest stage. Imagine if LeBron James went for 53 in the NBA finals (or CBA finals, to complete the analogy). You'd want 800 words about that, right? Moore's Shanxi beat Zhejiang 96-92 to grab a 1-0 lead in the best-of-five series. This is not the main story, however. After the game, Zhejiang fans — who just watched their team lose at home for the first time all season — spilled onto the court and intercepted the referees. One female ref managed to duck into the back before everyone else, but two male refs were surrounded and beaten. In the video, it doesn't look like they took any serious blows, thankfully. Security was sparse, which seems like an awful oversight considering we see rowdy Chinese basketball fans do stuff like this much too often. Eventually, the refs are smuggled off the court, pursued by still-angry fans. What do we say about this incident? An embarrassment? A shame? It's lucky that no one jumped on the court and assaulted someone while the game was happening, but is it really a stretch to imagine this happening in the future? The hell of it is, the solution is simple: add more security. That's it. Three guards can't fend off a dozen rowdy spectators, but you know what? One dozen guards could! For the purpose of the highest of high-profile matchups the league may ever get, it'll be worth it. You already know Moore was doing her thing, but on the other side was Liz Cambage, i.e. the first female to ever dunk in an Olympics basketball game. She's fairly unstoppable as well — her 35.3 points per game average this season was second only to Moore's 38.1 ppg. And yesterday, she scored 38 points on efficient 11-for-16 shooting (16-for-17 FTs) before fouling out — perhaps it was this that incited the home crowd. The WCBA has issued a public apology to the referees and promised to punish those responsible. Meanwhile, the series shifts to Shanxi for games 2 and 3. By the way, the first time Moore (of the WNBA's Minnesota Lynx) played Cambage (of the Tulsa Shock) in China, they scored 53 and 49, respectively. You should watch tomorrow's game — for the basketball, we mean. Pictures via Sina: |
Trojan virus infects China’s train ticketing website Posted: 29 Jan 2013 07:19 PM PST As if the stress of participating in the world's largest human migration weren't enough, Spring Festival travelers have one more thing to worry about. Hangzhou-based Qianjiang Evening Post reports that a woman named Xiao Qiao recently downloaded a Trojan while trying to buy a ticket from the Ministry of Railways official ticketing site — "which comes buried with downloads of other software" — and found herself charged 1,730 yuan for a 152-yuan ticket.
The brief doesn't tell us if Xiao was able to recover her money, or how many people were similarly duped. But on top of all the other problems 12306.cn has, this latest surely won't make anyone more comfortable with the idea of online purchasing. Trojans infect China's ticketing software (Sina/Agencies, h/t Alicia) |
China's street protests won't change failing system Posted: 30 Jan 2013 02:27 AM PST A rise in public protests in China signals a failure of environmental governance, where officials use legal threats to extract benefit from polluters. China's "environmental storms", a spate of high profile crackdowns on illegal polluters eight years ago, have faded into history. Back then, a new law on environmental impact assessments gave the otherwise weak State Environmental Protection Agency (SEPA) the tools to stop law-breakers in their tracks. The agency halted 30 major projects, worth almost 118 billion yuan (US$19 billion), and many hoped it was only the start. |
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